FAQ’s
In an effort to answer some of UAO’s more popular Reader Questions, I bring you the FAQ Page.
Are you a man or a woman? Most definitely.
Is that you in the photo? Nope. That’s a pretty lady named Evangelia who was kind enough to share her photo.
Where do you get all these crazy ideas? If you keep your eyes open, you’ll spy Rudeness and Misbehavior all around. When you spot something that sets your teeth on edge, an Ugly Ass Opinion is formed. And sometimes, if you’re really, really lucky…an ignoramus will fall out of the sky and land at your feet with a thud.
I love one of your posts! Can I post it on my blog / email it to my buddies / print it on a t-shirt / get it tattooed on my dog ? In a word…No.
What if I credit you as the Author? Rinse and Repeat….Sorry, No. I appreciate comments and links to the site, but all material posted in Ugly Ass Opinion is the exclusive property of the author and protected under copyright law. Usage rights are not granted, and the material is not classified as public domain. If you really must have something on the site, feel free to contact me about purchasing rights.
I still don’t see why I can’t copy an article and use it on my blog. Think of it this way: Imagine baking a sheet cake for your boss’s retirement party. You spend hours decorating it with fussy swirls, frosting roses, fancy lettering and those icky hard candies that nobody eats. Now imagine me helping myself to a slice before the party just because I like cake. Would you be a tad annoyed? Ugly Ass Opinion supports intellectual rights. Read, link, blogroll, enjoy–just don’t swipe anything and we’ll get along fine.
I have a great idea you need to comment on! Where can I send it? You can leave a comment on a post, (yup, I really do read them all) or you can email me with the handy-dandy contact form. I can’t promise anything, but I’ll see what I can do.
Can you Guest Blog on my site? Unfortunately, due to time constraints I can’t accommodate many guest blog requests. Still, it never hurts to ask. Please contact me with your site address and let me know what you have in mind.
Can I hire you? Depending on the project, it’s entirely possible. In addition to sporting an Ugly Ass Opinion, I’ve been known to do custom writing, business advertising and form design. Please use the contact form or visit UAO’s sister site for details. www.PaperweightProductions.com
