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Donkey! by Brujita del Sur

Since that last series of blogs was a little heavy handed, I figure I’ll lighten up with something a little more fun. *steps off the soapbox and sinks into a lawn chair, lighting up a long overdue cigar*

Anybody mind? I’ll stay downwind.

I’ve gotta say I’ve been wondering about search terms again. Not only about the folks who put odd words in little Google boxes, but The Google itself, as well as its lessor known minions. What bizarre algorithm leads some of these folks to Ugly Ass Opinion?

There’s one search in particular that I simply must address. 

“Michelle Pfeiffer in a thong.” Sweet pete on the street, I get this one every. single. day. And it’s never “Michelle Pfeiffer, thong”, “Michelle Pfeiffer, thong pics” or a misspelled version of her name. It’s that exact wording, “Michelle Pfeiffer in a thong.” Once daily. I can only surmise a single horny male is behind this search. To that creepy stalker curious lad I say the following:

Dude. Michelle is not here. I mentioned her in relation to a thong only once, and there were NO PICTURES. This blog is about Common Sense; a concept I surmise is somewhat foreign to you. So in an effort to help you out –no need to thank me, I’m just that kind of gal– let me say this: When you see “Ugly Ass Opinion” in your search results for woman booty, there’s no need to click. The only asses you’ll ever find here are furry.

Unless you’re into that sort of thing.

If you are, don’t tell me about it, and don’t do icky things while looking at my donkeys. Some of them are underage! In fact, just go back to your Playstation and leave my asses alone.

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