Ugly Ass Opinion

I don’t get the whole Botox thing. Obviously–if you saw the wrinkles around my eyes. I figure I earned ‘em, so I’ll keep ‘em, thanks. But vanity is a funny thing.

Botox is a drug that when injected will lessen tiny wrinkles.  Botox comes from a pesky little bacteria that can cause BOTULISM. (If that ain’t ’nuff said I just don’t know what is.)  The jet setters think it’s the best thing since sliced bread, and it just might be–if the bread’s moldy enough.

For those who don’t know how it works, Botox is injected into muscles in your face. (Needle + Face…I’m out of it right there.)  The toxin PARALYZES the muscle, causing it to remain slack. Slack Muscle = No Wrinkles!

Slack Muscle also = Drooling Idiot, but I digress.

Although not recommended by physicians, Botox Parties have long been the rage among the wealthy. Go! Have fun! Consume large amounts of alcohol and have a lay person inject this crap into your face!

WHAT are you people thinking?

Now for those who weren’t paying attention, (and I cannot imagine who you are), let me recap: This BOtulism TOXin can paralyze parts of your face–and for this you pay a hefty fee.

Fortunately, the paralysis and other side effects last a mere 4 months. If you wind up looking like a basset hound or maybe the Joker, you should only have to hide out for oh…say 1/3 of the year or so. Of course, you can also die…but that’s a small price to pay for a smooth forehead. Don’t you think?

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