The Crapper is no place for a Cell Phone conversation.
As impossible as it may seem that cell phone junkies can get any ruder in a public arena, the threshold has been crossed. Yes, beloved readers…I cringe as I write this, so brace yourselves.
There are those that now hold lengthy conversations while using public restrooms. (Surely the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are en route as I type.)
Is there anything important enough to discuss while attending to bodily functions? Do you honestly believe the person you have on the line can’t hear toilets flushing in the background?
Did your Mama never teach you to wash your hands???
It’s simple, really. Turn it off. Don’t answer it. Set it to Vibrate. Decline the call. Any of the aforementioned are infinitely better than holding an echoing conversation in the last vestige of public privacy left on earth.
Shhh…..hear that? I think it’s the pounding of hooves.
This article is an original post from www.UglyAssOpinion.com © Kelly L. Trainor 2008 All Rights Reserved
March 14, 2008 at 10:07 am
I tell you, I think it is happening everywhere. On top of it, folks are checking their email, texting and surfing the net… what happened to the good book while pooping? Or, maybe just good ‘ol peace and quiet? I feel your pain! Great post and thanks for popping in over at my place!
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